Richie accidentally kills the milkman and in order to cover up the crime he decides to impersonate the milkman but ends up hamming it up just a bit too much.
Richie is booked to appear on the hit show show 'Ooer Sounds A Bit Rude', but riuns the show and annoys the producers by literalising everything. He attempts to liven his appearance up by invading the Nolan Sisters’ dressing room and dressing in their clothes but his actions are caught on camera and the Sisters set about blackmailing him.
Richie has major plans for a dinner party for showbiz legends but unable to fund it, the boys decide on a course of shoplifting and Richie ends up working as a compere in a strip club.
Richie’s father is dying, which leaves him with the opportunity of becoming the face of the UK’s biggest flower company. However when his dad takes a turn for the better Richie decides to bump him off himself to save losing the contract.
Richie lands a job reading the newspapers on TV-AM but can he manage to keep himself sober as he kills time before joining Anne Diamond at the studio?
After being banned from showbusiness Richie decides to become a journalist to pay the bills. He plans to libel just about everybody in showbiz in order to make himself look squeeky clean.