This was our first sight of Arkwright, the miserly Northern shopkeeper who victimises his delivery boy and nephew (played by David Jason).
This episode can be found on the DVD release Seven of One.

"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?" What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?

Arkwright's always been dead set against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive...

Perhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract ministrations of a certain district nurse

A local crime wave scares the wits out of an already security-obsessed Arkwright - there's nothing for it, the shop has to be fortified!

His best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painful degree.

Slow apples sales lead to a self-service experiment for the cornershop